Jillian Harris had her shot at seducing The Bachelor and failed. Now this fine lady is going to turn the wheel and have some worthless guys trying to stick their dicks into her vagina. Jillian Harris is the new Bachelorette and get this – she’s from Peace River in Northern Alberta. I’m from Northern Alberta myself. Not sure whether I’m proud or ashamed.

Jillian Harris was announced as new bachelorette at the end of The Bachelor: After the Final Rose, Part 2. Bachelor Jason Mesnick got a shot at massaging her tonsils with his tongue and grabbing at her Alberta ass in the hot tab (that’s just what was on camera, she probably sucked his cock off cam), but she was told to fuck off anyway in the end. Best friend my ass.

It’s all for the good. Jillian Harris is the new bachelorette and now she’s gonna be the one grabbing at asses of 25 eligible bachelors on The Bachelorette’s upcoming season. I wonder if I should apply, I know I’d be turned down, though. She wouldn’t be able to resist my sex appeal, but because I’m from the same province as her ass, she’d feel awkward. We probably have the same cousins. Maybe we even played doctors when we were little while our parents were inbreeding in the garden shed. We Albertans know how to party. Besides, she’s not my type. I fucking hate whores with speech impediments.

Below is the video with Jillian Harris and that annoying lesbian Ellen DeGeneres. Jillian Harris is probably a lezzie herself. She’s a vagina muncher I can tell, but she’s also a desperate attention whore who will do anything, even play straight just to get on TV. Fucking Alberta inbreds, I tell ya!