Reality TV Star and Murder Suspect Ryan Jenkins Flees to Canada on Foot

Reality TV Star and Murder Suspect Ryan Jenkins Flees to Canada on Foot

That’s awesome. Former “person of interest” turned “Jasmine Fiore Murder Suspect” Ryan Jenkins fled back to his homeland of Canada to roam in my neighborhood. The “Megan Wants a Millionaire” reality TV star Ryan Jenkins must have ate some of that silicone from his dead wife’s tits to think that escaping to Canada will save him from being turned over to the Orange Country police. N00b. If he wanted to flee, he should have bolted for Mexico and then to Venezuela or another lawless country. Where is he gonna hide here in Canada. Unless Sasquatch himself shelters him inside a Tunnel Mountain in the Rockies, he’s not gonna be on the loose for too long. But then again, he never showed much smart. Afterall, he married Jasmine Fiore.

Orange County District Attorney confirmed that Reality TV star Ryan Jenkins is wanted for murder of Jasmine Fiore and warrant has been issued for his arrest. Tom Monson, Chief of Police from the Buena Park Police Department said they were gonna hunt Ryan Jenkins down in a “vigorous pursuit of justice” – lol. When a cop gets all poetic and poop, it gives me shizzles.

The police also revealed further details regarding murder of Jasmine Fiore – Ryan Jenkins allegedly also busted her teeth out and chopped off her finger. The motive of murder is unknown. It has also not been specified whether Ryan Jenkins is being charged with first degree or second degree murder.

Given Ryan Jenkins’ reality TV career – I keep wondering how he got on the show and how he stayed there? I thought Megan wanted to score herself a millionaire, but not a married millionaire. Ryan Jenkins was married to Jasmine Fiore. I also don’t get how he didn’t realize he would be the primary suspect in his wife’s murder case. Being a millionaire, he could have paid a hitman to take her down. Or just give a couple hundred bucks to some El Salvadorian gang members to rape her and slice her up and that would be it. He’d have solid alibis by being a guest of honor at a resort in Ibiza, the life would go on nice and sweet. Megan Wants a Millionaire TV show would not get any negative PR and there would be more interesting story to write.

I’m also surprise the homeless man who discovered the dead body of Jasmine Fiore in a Buena Park dumpster did not try to take her tits. Isn’t silicone recyclable? He could have made himself a couple of bucks. That’s what he was looking to get by going through garbage anyway – something to recycle. BTW, according to Alberta Justice, Ryan Jenkins was sentenced to 15 months of probation for assault in January 2007. Background checkers from Megan Wants a Millionaire definitely slacked out when they’ve let this star on their reality TV.

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