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Christian Ude, Lord Mayor of Munich opened the Oktoberfest by hitting the first beer barrel open and screaming the traditional German phrase “O zapft is!” which translated into English means: “It’s tapped!” And tapped it is. Oktoberfest is the festival of beer. Lots of beer is consumed within two weeks of it being open. We’re talking millions of liters. Lots of pretty girls too.

Christian Ude took all together two strokes at the barrel and the spigot was pounded safely inside. As the Oktoberfest tradition has it, the very first mug of beer was banded over to Guenther Beckstein – Bavarian Governor. That first mug of beer is called Mass. As soon as Guenther Beckstein had his draught, a twelve gun salute signaled millions of attendees that Oktoberfest was officially open and everyone was welcome (and expected) to get their bloody mug filled up and have some beer for heaven’s sake. Cheers. This is to Oktoberfest 2008.

Christian Ude picture credit: Getty Images

I think this video creative by Diesel clothing company is hilarious. It’s hard core XXX charged, yet there are additional creative components added to it so as to make it non XXX. Intent and nature of the video commercial is undeniable, though. Well done, Diesel.

On the other hand, while the commercial itself is awesome, I don’t think it makes me want to run to the clothing store and pick up a pair of Diesel jeans. Great viral marketing, pathetic sales driver.

The biggest festival of beer in the world – Oktoberfest 2008 was officially started on Saturday, September 20, 2008 and it is a kick ass party as it’s always been. And I’m not there. That’s just how I suck.

German’s Munich, the capital of Bavaria opened the gates of 14 massive beer tents where every major beer brand and brewing company sure has it’s booth. This is Munich’s 175th Oktoberfest festival and it will go on until October 5th. Oktoberfest is visited every year by more than 6 million people from all over the world, they’re all thirsty and drink over 7 million liters of beer. Some of them are also hungry and eat 600k friend chicken and even more Bavarian sausages. Such a great party. I’m definitely going next year. Oktoberfest 2009, here I come.

Oh, and the Bavarian girls above are saying hello with a lesbian kiss. Say hello back or else they’ll think you’re not drunk yet.

Big Oktoberfest 2008 picture gallery –> Oktoberfest Munich 2008 in pictures

Oktoberfest 2008 Bavarian Lesbian Kiss Picture credit: Getty Images

Somebody was bound to get voted off Dancing with the Stars 2008 and this time around it was Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska. She sounds like she’s Polish or something. Not big loss.

Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska were voted off Dancing with the Stars before they got a chance to do their quickstep. That kind of suck for Jeffrey Ross, cause dude practiced it hard core and didn’t even perform it. I’m not sad about Edyta Sliwinska and her elimination. She’s hot and all, but looks too plastic and full of herself. The loss of Jeffrey Ross is a bit sader, cause the guy is funny and brought good times to otherwise sucky program on ABC television.

Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska video is below.

Brooke Burke owned Dancing with the Stars 7 last night. Scoring 23 out of 30, Brooke Burke is leading the dancing competition. I don’t normally watch Dancing with the Stars – it blows whale stiff cock, but Brooke Burke is a MILF with 4 kids and still so hot. Her well trained vagina must be capable of muscle contractions that would make me squirt out of my ears.

While Brooke Burke dominated kick off of the seventh season of the Dancing with the Stars, there were some other remarkable performances worth mention too. In particular Cloris Leachman, who only scored 16, but put her leg up on the judge’s table, kneeled in front of Len Goodman and graced the lap of Carrie Ann Inaba with her ass. Cloris Leachman is 82 year old

Below is the video of Brooke Burke Kicking Ass on Dancing with the Stars 7

Brooke Burke Image Credit: AP

You didn’t actually think David Blaine Upside Down Stunt would be real, did you? Santa Claus is real. Bullshitters of the ranks of David Blaine or Criss what’s his lame ass name Angel are a joke. I take great joy in mocking lame street illusionists – probably because it’s easy. Because their camera tricks and paid for audience are so obvious it’s laughable. David Blaine and his latest stunt where as he’s supposedly going to be hung upside down over Central Park in New York is right up there when it comes to lame jokes.

Our friends at Molly Good dispatched one of their friends who lives in New York to spy on David Blaine and send back real deal reports on what exactly is happening. Don’t believe what the screen tells you. David Blaine will not be hung upside down for three days and two nights straight. He gets turned horizontally for multiple check ups and then he gets lowered down above the ground so he can chat with on lookers and other paid for cheering crowd. Yet another FAIL on behalf of a street illusionist David Blaine.

Seriously, those jokers should start blogging instead. It takes far more skill to bitch about David Blaine than to be David Blaine.

David Blaine Upside Down Image Credit: Sara, Molly Good

Today is the day – it’s the first day of fall for 2008. Autumnal Equinox the exact opposite of Vernal Equinox will take place at 11:44:16am Eastern Time.

The Autumnal Equinox happens when the Sun gets directly over the equator of the Earth. On a day like today, the Sun will spend an equal below and above the horizon of each hemisphere. It’s the Autumnal Equinox, it’s the first day of fall 2008. The nights are gonna get longer and will be longer than day until the Vernal equinox, aka the first day of spring 2009 arrives. I’m not gonna say that we will be able to sleep longer, cause we won’t. We’ll sleep the same, we will just get to see the daylight way less.

The picture above is the pentacle for Fall Equinox. Happy First Day of Fall 2008, everyone

Gennifer Moss who is known around Oregon as Earth Friend Gen is an avid nudist. Nudists are the best, you don’t have to ask them twice to get naked. Actually, sometimes you may need to ask them to put some fucking clothes on cause there’s people around and you feel ashamed.

Gennifer Moss aka Earth Friend Gen skates around on in-line rollerblades naked. Some wimp construction workers who can’t get their dicks up called 911 and complained that there’s a naked chick on rollerbaldes skating around and having good time doing it. What a bunch of senile fuckers. You’d call a fucking 911 instead of try to get into her panties? Hang on… no panties on Earth Friend Gen – just straight on vagina.

The police eventually halted Gennifer Moss but the crowd of enthusiasts who gathered at the Tom McCall Waterfront Park area to admire the waterfalls booed them. Obviously they have more brains that construction workers. Gennifer Moss was told she couldn’t be in public with her genitalia fully exposed, so she put on the thong and carried on rollerblading. My kind of chick.

Gennifer Moss aka Earth Friend Gen is California native and became famous after she’d asked to skate around naked on 4th of July. As it seems, it is not illegal to be naked in public in Oregon. Kind of cool state, it seems. And now they have Earth Friend Gen to spice everyone’s day…

Gennifer Moss picture above is from her MySpace page.

New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) and his wife Cynthia Rodriguez finalized their divorce that was shaping up to be a big mess, without drama. Which is smart. They could have made it a circus in which nobody but lawyers win, or they could say – look, it’s gonna cost each of us a lot of money and cause a lot of headache and will not lead anywhere. Let’s just call it quits and go each our own way. Smart fuckers chose the latter.

A-Rod and Cynthia Rodriguez have reached a settlement and finalized their divorce ultimately ending their non-functional marriage. The terms of divorce were not disclosed at the time of this post.

Cynthia Rodriguez and A-Rod have two kids. Natasha is 3 year old and Ella was just born 5 months ago. Cynthia filed for divorce in July.

A-Rod secret crush on Madonna was rumored to be one of the reasons why their marriage became dysfunctional. Madonna however rejects the rumor claiming that her marriage to Guy Ritchie was stronger than ever.

Good for them.

Image Credit: PNP/WENN

Yep, so we’re the biggest pot smokers in the world here in Canada. Not that it surprises me, I’m actually really proud. It always rocks when your country is first at something, but living in a country that’s first in pot smoking fucking rocks the shit.

According to United Nations report from 2007, Canada has larger population of pot smokers from all industrialized countries. I’m not sure if that means that some of non industrialized countries smoke even more than Canadians, but if it is so, then it would only mean that UN officials didn’t count pot smoking moose in.

The UN pot smoker results are as follows:

USA – 12.6%
England – 8.7%
Netherlands – 6.1%
Canada – sweet 16.8% of our population are pot smokers

I guess when it comes to the Netherlands, where marihuana is legal, they probably don’t feel like smoking it, since there’s no fun in smoking legal shit. Where as in Canada – I don’t even know what the fuck we’re thinking. Wait a minute, I’d make more sense if I wasn’t stoned out of my mind… What can I say? I’m Canadian…

Watch the video news report on pot smoking in Canada below. Notice the red head with dreads – she’s so fucking hot. Not only are we awesome potheads, Canadian chicks rule like no other.