After beautiful 23 years together, Regina Lasko married David Letterman. What a beautiful thing to say, especially since marriages among celebrities are such a conveyor belt thing. Considering that Regina Lasko has been with David Letterman for 23 years and they’re still going strong at it, one can easily say that this marriage is built on solid base.

Now, we know how rare pictures of Regina Lasko are. Unlike common Hollywood gold diggers who get a chance to hook up with a celebrity, Regina Lasko does not spend her time off promenading herself in front of the paparazzi to get her dose of self conceit. Exact opposite is true. Regina Lasko is very reserved and values her privacy. David Letterman is just the same – he’s a public figure with a high profile TV talk show, but when he’s off TV, he likes to keep to himself and his… now wife Regina Lasko. Very rare vise among rich and famous.

Regina Lasko married David Letterman at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana courthouse last Thursday. Did you know where Montana is? It’s a US state – I swear. It’s right south of Alberta in Canada, where I live. Montana is perhaps the most low profile of all US states. Nothing big ever happens in Montana. When was the last time you’ve heard the news from that state? I mean, aside from Regina Lasko and David Letterman marriage. Yeah, as I thought. I’m not surprised the Lettermans chose Montana as the state where to get married.

David Letterman casually dropped the news of his marriage to his girlfriend of 23 years with whom he has a 5 year old son Harry during taping of his CBS Late Show today. The show has not gone live yet, but ET is already leaking the news. Yep, Regina Lasko and David Letterman are now married.

And as I have mentioned at the beginning, photos of Regina Lasko are rare, but we still have one for you to share. It’s not a wedding photo, those will probably never leak, but it’s still a cute picture of a (now married) couple in love. Happy married life to you, Regina Lasko and David Letterman.

Little gay emo princess known as Zac Efron (yeah, that Zac Efron who rubs nipples with Vanessa Hudgens in High School Musical) went all raunchy for Interview Magazine and this time he got a real named model to rum herself against him. And it just happens to be one sexy piece of ass – Edita Vilkeviciute, hot Lithuanian supermodel who posed for Vogue and modeled some of the most prominent names in the industry. And if that wasn’t enough, Edita Vilkeviciute rubs herself against Zac Efron naked. Lucky bastard. Why it’s always gay people that get hottest chicks to rub their vaginas against them?

Pictures of naked Edita Vilkeviciute with rolled-in-mud Zac Efron will be published in April’s issue of Interview Magazine. Preview shots with image cropped just by Edita Vilkeviciute’s nipple have been provided to get us all in the mood and want to buy the magazine. Obviously, it’s a good marketing move. And it makes for a work safe image which I could still post without getting yelled at.

I wonder what Zac Efron was thinking when they made him touch a naked chick. He probably eww’d in his mind. And Edita Vilkeviciute was like – hmmm, young flesh. Yumm.

Source: Interview Magazine

Britney Spears still sports the hot and sexy. Despite somewhat shaking last year, Britney Spears pulled herself together under the supervision of her daddy Jamie Spears and is back in full swing in the music scene. Sales of her recently released Circus album are doing very good, she performs in sold out halls – Britney Spears is back and her music is actually less gay than it was before. Hmmm, she matured. To accompany the release of Circus album, Britney Spears posed for the lens of a photographer to shoot these Circus Promo Photos. And she really looks good in each of them.

Now, I do realize that promo shoots are heavily photoshopped before they are released for public eyes as photos, but still – it’s a nice change from puked out Britney Spears we were used to seeing not so long ago. Many photos are definitely photoshopped to give them that “Circus” appeal with obviously digital backgrounds but that was meant to be photographed like that and what can I say – Britney Spears looks hot in those photos. Grats to you Brit and here’s a wish you get back on track.

If only you could find the way to get rid of that leech Kevin Federline who’s ripping you right in the ass long distance. What a stupid mofo. Britney Spears should really find the way to scratch him off the leech list and cease the paycheck he receives. Daddy Spears deserves his pay – he got Britney back on track. But KFed? He’s just sucking her out like a leech. Find a big boot, brit and shove it up his ass already.

The gallery of 9 hot photos from Circus promo shoot with Britney Spears is below. Click twice for high resolution images:

Well, I guess I shouldn’t be judgmental. We all age, but as a beauty queen myself I must address shining good looks that Pamela Anderson with no make-up radiates in this photo. Maybe she was just having a bad hair day – hangover and a menstruation knocked on the door as soon as she woke up. It’s Friday the 13th afterall (pic was not taken today, though).

Without make-up or not, I have never found Pamela Anderson attractive. But then again, fake boobs give me chlamydia by just looking at them. And to be honest – Pamela Anderson is over 40 year old, if I remember correctly. I know 20 year olds that don’t look any better without make-up. Some chicks simply don’t cut it. But who would have thought that fake boobed Baywatch stars age. I thought they were invincible, like Chuck Norris.

I’m filing this under “Celebrities” even though Crystal McCahill really isn’t one. At least not yet, unless we count her appearance on The Girls Next Door. This could quickly change as Crystal McCahill is scheduled to appears in May issue of Playboy Magazine (Playboy still exists? You mean it’s 2009 and people would still pay for photos of overphotoshoped women with undeveloped labia and fake tits?) as Playboy’s Miss May 2009. But before the centerfold, Crystal McCahill unvolunterily introduces a different kind of photos of herself – mugshots. She was caught driving under influence on January 7, 2009 and must appear before a Cook County judge on March 19. Hmmm, who would have thought Playboy bunnies could drive. Perhaps DUI is how they do that…

Crystal McCahill was arrested for DUI after she drove through red light in Chicago. 25 year old future Playboy Miss told the police she only had three shots at Climax, a nightclub where she works (why does it not surprise me that aspiring Playboy model would start her career working at a nightclub?). The police smelled strong reek of alcohol coming from her mouth and her eyes were blood shot. Crystal McCahill blew a load from her lungs into an alcohol detector which shower her alcohol levels were twice the legal limit. Busted. Nice mugshot photo, BTW Miss Crystal McCahill.

I scarcely ever watch American Idol, but Lisa Lampenelli makes me want to get into it again. That chick’s the tits. Jay Leno had Simon Cowell as guest on his show and added Lisa Lampenelli to the mix later on, who totally stole the show. The woman’s insane, just the way I like it. She basically did not shut her yap and kept spewing funniest shite I’ve seen in a long time.

I particularly liked at the beginning when she took a breath and unleashed her ode to hot piece Simon Cowell. Quoting Lisa Lampenelli:

“Why do people watch American Idol? Simon Cowell! Am I right folks? Please! Who are they going to watch? Randy Jackson? Please… that fat bastard. He looks like the chef from South Park. And that Paula Abdul… OMG – everybody’s good, everybody’s good. Bitch, pick the three guys you wanna bang this season, tell the rest they stink.”

How can you not like that woman. She’s hilarious and very witty. Added great amount of energy to otherwise mundane Jay Leno show. Video worth watching, check it out.

We all know Lindsay Lohan has been going broke for a while. She was fired from all the TV shows she was involved with, leaving her with nothing, including nothing lined up. Yes, Lindsay is a major show off who like attention of the paparazzi and always tips them on her whereabouts to make damn sure they are there. For as long as pictures of her are published, she remains in people’s minds and gets her tones of attention whoring. But the bank account is still running dry. Time to monetize on popularity (albeit incompetence, but still popularity). Here it comes – Lindsay Lohan introduces Sevin Nyne, her own personal self tanning spray line and these are first promo shots from the photo shoot for Sevin Nyne, that she purposefully made available for People’s Style Watch.

Lindsay Lohan revealed to People that she loves the sun, but exposure is so not good for you, hence introduction of Sevin Nyne, which will solve this terrible dilemma – to tan or not to tan. Well, with Sevin Nyne you tan, but you don’t. Everyone wins. Lindsay lohan says she tried countless tanning products but none was good enough for her tender legging covered skin, so she developed her own tanning line that works wonders.

Sevin Nyne tanning spray line is the result of cooperation between Lindsay Lohan and spray tanner Lorit Simon. Lindsay says the formula is natural and doesn’t have a lot of chemicals and dyes. Sevin Nyne will cost $35 and will only be available exclusively in Sephora stores starting beginning of May.

Promo photos of Lindsay Lohan for Sevin Nyne tanning spray are below:

Nicole Lamarche is a swimsuit model and a Miss San Francisco 2003 who left the career of being pretty and became the reverend of Cotuit Federated Church. Now I know there is something incredibly attractive about women who give their body and soul to God – that’s why nun porn has always done very well within adult industry and continues to be a popular niche and the story of Nicole Lamarche doesn’t make it any better. Especially since she was previously promenading herself on the stage wearing only bikini and now she’s a reverend.

Nicole Lamarche is now 30 year old, but as attractive as ever. A cougar you might say. As former swimsuit model, she’s tall and slender, with long hair and gorgeous, beaming smile. 2 years ago, when she became minister of Cotuit Federated Church, parishioners of Cape Cod village were not impressed by having a reverend with the modeling past. If I was a Cape Cod village resident, I’d insist our Reverend Nicole Lamarche serves masses wearing a bikini. I’d start attending church again. I’d even donate to church. Got to make sure Nicole Lamarche can afford more swimsuits to guide her lost sheep.

Nicole Lamarche attended Miss pageants with purpose of monetizing on her good looks (afterall, all models and wannabe Miss contestants do it for that very reason). She won Miss Greater Bay Area, followed up to win Miss San Francisco and moved on to become Miss California all in 2003. During that time, she was already enrolled in the seminary school. Being Miss California, she went to represent her state on Miss America, which landed her $24,000 in prize money and things were looking good. Her school got more traffic than any other time in history.

Things are good for Reverend Nicole Lamarche. Her parishioners got used to having a pastor who posed for millions of people in the bikini, she got married to Jeremy Nickel and had a wonderful honeymoon in Morocco. She’s good looking and happy, Could life get any better?

Photo of Rev Nicole Lamarche with the parishioners by John Bohn (Globe).

I was starting to be proud of home girl Britney Spears who pulled herself together when daddy Spears took charge of her conservatorship. Not only has she pulled herself together, she even put a tour that looks like it’s gonna be a success when out of the blue came the My Pussy is Hanging Out news. The internet was all about Britney Spears’ pussy hanging out whole day and as it goes, there is a video of the slip now.

Britney Spears had a show in Tampa, Florida last night, the whole Circus performance went all smoothly, fireworks flashing, stage dancer twigging, then the song ends, Britney Spears goes off stage to change wardrobe, sound guy screws up and leaves her mic still on. The next thing – Britney Spears is heard by everyone at the hall say “My Pussy is Hanging Out”.

In today’s era of cell phone cameras, it is no surprise that there was a person recording the show. I think we will see classified ad on craigslist soon – pro sound guy, has experience working for Britney Spears, looking for job. Sure dude, you’re gonna get hired right away. Any more singers wanna let everyone know that their pussy is hanging out – hire this guy. He knows how to fuck you up.

OK, here comes the countdown till we have a plethora of remixes to Britney’s verbal slip. I can see David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel putting together a skit. The world will revolve around the “My Pussy is Hanging Out” slip. Britney Spears could not have asked for any better publicity. Sales of her album Circus are going to reach unheard of level starting… now.

The My Pussy is Hanging Out Video by Britney Spears is below:

You’re probably thinking what I am thinking – who the eff is Brittny Gastineau. The answer is simple – who cares. She’s got paparazzi around her and her dress delivered near nip slip. It’s really weak, it’s not an actual nip slip as you can’t see no damn nipple, but there’s a hint of areola and that’s about as close to work not safe as I can get with otherwise work safe Beer Steak blog, right? You all work hard, you’re always at work so we need to keep things SFW. Anyway… Brittny Gastineau!

Brittny Gastineau is a daughter of former NFL player Mark Gastineau. As if being a daughter of the player in the gayest and most boring sport in the world wasn’t embarrassing enough, Brittny Gastineau forced her ass on the reality show The Gastineau Girls that aired on E! So basically she’s a nobody and nobody gives a crap. Except from me right now, cause I just found out Brittny Gastineau was born on November 11. Do you know what that means? That means that she’s a Scorpio, just like me. She probably gives mean head and has vagina with teeth (vagina dentata). Scorpios are the tits in bed.

The picture of Brittny Gastineau with near nip slip were taken last year just as she was on the way to her birthday party (yeah, in November) at the nightclub Villa in Los Angeles. Get this, her boyfriend Richard Voll was with her. How embarrassing is that? You don’t drag your boyfriends to birthday parties? You should get laid on birthday. Besides, chicks who have boyfriends plain suck. There is nothing more frustrating than a chick on whom you’ve been hitting telling you that she had a boyfriend. Well, grow up. Get rid of him so guys like me can dip my mean penis into your juicy vagina, Duh!!

Brittny Gastineau picture gallery containing near nip slip is below. High res pics available, just click it till you see it.

Brittny Gastineau photos by MAVRIXPHOTO.COM