Robert Pattinson Cut his Hair – Check Out the Pic

December 27th, 2008

Rober Pattinson Before and After Haircut

The blasphemy, the nerve… Robert Pattinson Cut his Hair – what are all those 11 year old chick going to rub their mini clits to now? Robert Pattinson’s signature hair made pussies of pre teen girls dribble with passion and made Summit Entertainment shit loads of money despite poor execution, terrible special effects and pathetic acting. Still, because of Robert Pattinson’s hair, the titty-less little girls were getting their pink panties wet and paid to see Twilight 20+ times each. Now the hair is gone. Robert Pattinson cut his hair – what are they gonna masturbate to? The blasphemy!

Some speculate that production of Twilight sequel New Moon is in danger due to Robert Pattinson’s new haircut. I don’t understand what the fuss is all about – the shit will grow back, bitches. Put your panties back on and enjoy damn Christmas, skanks. You’re just 11 anyway. Shouldn’t you be watching movies with Red Nosed Reindeer instead? Or it simply pisses you off that your pre-school classmates saw Twilight more times than you? Fuck that.

Production of New Moon is not scheduled to start until March of 2009. I’m sure Robert Pattinson will have his original hair back by then. He probably cut it cause it was a pain in the butt. Maybe his boyfriend was getting all pissed as it was getting in his face when he was bumping his pie hole upright in public washroom.

One more pic of Robert Pattinson and his new haircut is below.

Robert Pattinson Cut his Hair Pic

Robert Pattinson Cut his Hair Pic

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One Response to “Robert Pattinson Cut his Hair – Check Out the Pic”

billy crystal

i can’t tell if you hate him and wanna fuck him, or love him and wanna fuck him…

p.s. you write like a douche.

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