New Kids on the Block were on Today show in the morning performing for a crowd of screaming, hair tearing, and underwear not wearing cougars. Those are some dedicated fans, because it was raining on their heads yet they still contributed to the gayness with their high pitch voices. Swallowing loads of cum makes your voice high pitched. It’s true

Grandpas on the stage were not any better. It was raining on their heads too, so I’m just gonna blame their disoriented oral performance on the air. Those guys should suck each other more. Have I not just stated that swallowing loads of cum makes your voice high pitched? Maybe it also gets it in tune.