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Anand Jon Alexander, 34 year old fashion designer from Los Angeles was found guilty of 16 counts of rape and sexual assault. There were originally 23 charges filed against Anand Jon Alexander accusing him of raping 9 women.

The jury of Los Angeles County Superior Court was deliberating for 5 days before delivering final sentence – Anand Jon Alexander was found gulty of 14 felony counts and two misdemanor counts against seven women.

Because the case involved multiple victims, Anand Jon Alexander is facing mandatory life sentence and won’t be eligible for parole until 67 years later.Being 34, this means he may get out of the choker when he’s 101. They batter have super advanced viagra by then if he still feel like raping. Having to spend 67 years in prison as Bubba’s toy, this bitch’s gonna think twice.

Anand Jon Alexander was born in India. I’m not sure what their customs are, but he should have known better. Luring models to his apartment, brainwashing them that he’s gonna make them big stars and have them promenade on a catwalk just so he can get in their pants and stuff their vaginas with his Indian dick – that’s a no no, mister.

Those models are rather wonky too, though. None of the bitches reported anything to police. They just came out of the woodwork when charges were already filed against Anand Jon Alexander. Many of them retained relationship with the cock-sucker afterwards and travelled with him to other parts of the country.

To juice it all up towards the end, Anand Jon Alexander was convicted of the following:

rape, lewd acts, sexual penetration by a foreign object, using a minor for sex, possessing child pornography, attempted oral copulation, sexual battery and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

There are further charges against Anand Jon Alexander in Texas and New York. The rapist apparently kept a journal of his adventures with models and gave each attributes, such as: “swallows very well”.

Kellie Pickler looked stunningly hot on the red carpet at the CMA Awards 2008. Kellie has definitely grown into a hot woman since she first appeared on TV as an American Idol contestant. Even though she didn’t win the CMA 2008 Awards, the internet community seems to agree that her performance was the best. I have to admit, Kellie Pickler looks smoking hot in that dress. I don’t know if it’s the red carpet that makes her so attractive, but I swear I saw the cleavage smile at me when I looked at it first…

Kellie Pickler Image Credit: Frank Micelotta/Getty Images

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It’s a “hot blonde country singer” here at Beer Steak Industries. Introducing Amanda Henkel right after a little video by Kellie Pickler. Unlike her previously profiled fellow co-country singer, Amanda Henkel is from the south. Louisiana to be exact. Do all girls in Louisiana have big tits and blonde hair?

Amanda says her country influence started when she was driving around with her mom in a Cadillac and mom would play tracks by Waylon Jennings. Before becoming a country singer herself, Amanda Henkel used her big tit assets and had quite a career going as a Hawaiian Tropic rep. That’s not much of a career though. Just about every ho I know has been their rep. Sounds like being Hawaiian Tropic CEO gets you a lot of pussy.

Amanda Henkel abandoned the career of a “model” and went on to singing. Her first album was recorded in 2007 at Capitol Studios in Los Angeles. “Climbing Up Mt. Everest” – her first single is making successful rounds among country music lovers. When will hot bitches start sucking bloggers’ cock

Kellie Pickler has been my favorite since her Hungary fiasco at Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? However, she’s a hot ho and can sing, even though I’m not a fan of country or whatever you call that music. Kellie Pickler performed her song “Best Days of Your Life” at CMA Awards 2008 in Nashville last night. The 2008 rendition was the 42nd of annual CMA Awards and Kellie Pickler who’s native of Albemarle, N.C didn’t win. She was outbeat by Lady Antebellum.

Congrats to all the winners. Kellie Pickler CMA Awards 2008 video is below. This was the first time I’ve heard Kelly Pickler sing… I’ve got to admit she looks pretty damn good in skin tight leather. Even with that slutty blond hair.

Kellyn Lindemann is daughter of Bo Black and like her mother, she’s trying to get her ass into PlayBoy. Bo Black appeared on the cover of PlayBoy in September, 1976. Her daughter Kellyn Lindemann hopes to get her “life’s career” as far and is already auditioning for Playboy’s centerfold by participating in “The Girls Next Door”. Aside from big tits, Kellyn Lindemann doesn’t have what it takes to be the next sex symbol, but she definitely closer to a Girl Next Door than Carin Ashley who’s just plain plastic.

Unlike her mother, Kellyn Lindemann was already proncing around topless. Bo Black was actually wearing clothes when photographed for PlayBoy. But Bo said she was proud of her daughter so it’s all good. She’s probably proud her daughter was able to suck her way through important cock to get on E! despite her age (Kellyn Lindemann is 29 year old) and not exactly Barbie doll like facial features.

Kellyn Lindemann only appeared on the show for a very brief moment but it was long enough for her to tell that she’s a daughter of former PlayBoy model and it was also long enough to make a half naked promenade. E! blured out her nipples though.

Pictures on top if form a family album and features Bo Black with her daughter. Below is the scan of original picture Bo Black had published on the cover of PlayBoy and a pic from Kellyn Lindemann’s website.

Another Disney chick graced us with slutty naked pics scandal. Adrienne Bailon, the oldest member of The Cheetag Girls pop band went all skanky on camera, saved those nude pictures on her laptop, the laptop got stolen, nude pictures hit the web. That’s a no compromise sequence of events that anticipates all slutty Disney whores. Still, Vanessa Hudgens remains the sluttiest of the Disney whores.

25 year old Adrienne Bailon had her laptop which magically contained nude pictures of herself got stolen at JFK airport (I don’t get how people get their shit stolen at airports – there’s security personnell everywhere). The label representing Adrienne Bailon and The Cheetah Girl got a phone call from a dude who said he had the laptop which appears to belong to Adrienne Bailon and was willing to return it for $1000 cash.

Meeting was set up, anonimouse man returned the laptop but slutty nude pictures were gone. Fast forward few days ahead – internet gets flooded with naked pics of Adrienne Bailon. Of course it does. We need to see her naked booty too. How unfair would it be if finder kept her slutty ass for himself. Share nude pictures. Everyone wants to see some naked cheetah.

Adrienne Bailon says she went slutty and took nude pictures for her boyfriend – Robert Kardashian, who’s a brother of that other fake-ass skank Kim Kardashian. BTW, what’s up with Adrienne Bailon’s boobs? Does she have fake tits too?

For more nude pictures of The Cheetah Girl visit Adrienne Bailon Naked Pics from Stolen Laptop

Hugh Hefner needs not worry for loss of belowed Kendra Wilkinson who fled to rub her vagina against the big toe of Hank Baskett. His replacement makes for Kendra three fold. Kristina and Karissa Shannon, blonde twins who decided it was their turn to pass on some of their own vagina juices onto the face of Hef himself got the wish granted. And the twins don’t waste nobody’s time. They stripped naked, threw vaginas in the air and Playboy photographers snapped. These are the Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked Pics.

I still think Hef has terrible taste in women. He always goes after plastic looking fake blondes and calls them girls next door. he needs to pull his head out of his old man’s ass and figure out that we’re not in the 60’s. Girls next door today mean something else. Kristina and Karissa Shannon are not them. However they get extra brownie points for being clit licking twin sisters. Must be fun to rub vaginas with a twin sister with whom you’ve grown up since your first day on this Earth. I understand Hef, he got himself a treat. Too bad all he can do is watch Kristina and Karissa rub their vaginas together and double dildo each other. Wander if he watches them naked.

Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked Pics below. I had to camouflage the vagina of that one of them (God knows which one it is… can’t tell them apart). Must keep the site work safe, most readers read it at work. I actually write it at work, but my boss is off till Monday

I’m so awesome. As I was typing the title in, I made a little typo and it resulted in “Hank Baskett – Pics of a Stud Who Pasted Kendra Wilkinson Pussy”. I’m not sure how one can “paste” a pussy but maybe it has something to do with pasting herself on face of Hugh Hefner which Kendra Wilkinson surely has sufficient experience with.

Hank Baskett… that’s right. The stud he stole Kendra Wilkinson’s pussy right of Hugh Hefner’s face and pasted her on his dick. I wander if these guys play sports together. I can imagine it going something like this:

Kendra Wilkinson takes her panties off, lays on her back, hips high up, vagina spread wide open. Hank Baskett makes a run for it with a football, makes a throw aiming for vagina. If the ball goes all the way to the vagina, he gets 1 point, if it goes in sideways, he gets 2 point, if it goes all the way in the ass, that’s a score of 3 points. There are extra bloody points if he scores during her period…

All right. That’s enough for a Friday morning juicy visual. Pics of Hank Baskett below. Oh, and I forgot to add. Kendra Wilkinson gets points by batting the ball off with her clitoris.

I have got no respect for moronic celebrities who go overboard with plastic surgery. Lisa Rinna is one of them. Those lips are gross. What was she thinking?

In an interview with In Touch Magazine, Lisa Rinna admitted that she realized she had gone too far with plastic surgery when she saw recent pictures of herself. Lisa had previously tried Botox and when filler Juvéderm injection became the next best thing, she went right for it and started injecting shit to her face. Next thing she sees is this pair of deformed, over injected lips Jocelyn Wildenstein style.

Lisa Rinna is 45 year old actress best known for her long term role in Melrose Place. The thing with her is – she doesn’t think she looks too bad, she just thought it was time to put off injections for a while. Lisa – you look awful, dear. That shit has deformed your face and you should have stopped long ago. Don’t fool yourself – it’s not making you prettier, it’s making you deformed. When you smile it looks painful and warped, like bad photoshop. Pull your head out of your ass and quit with that plastic surgery enhancements before your face falls apart like Michael Jackson.

Sad news! Michael Crichton, creator of Jurassic Park and author of line of great thrillers that include The Andromeda Strain, Disclosure, Sphere and Congo died unexpectedly of cancer today in Los Angeles. The representative for Michael Crichton only said that his death came after a “courageous and private battle against cancer”.

Michael Crichton was born October 23, 1942 in Chicago. He wrote his first novel – The Andromeda Strain – while attending Harvard Medical School and it became the best seller immediately. More than dozen of movies were based on his books.

Michael Crichton won an Emmy award in 1996 for “ER” that he executively produced. He’s survived by a daughter and his wife. RIP Michael Crichton