Governor Mark Sanford Affair Revealed (Check Out the Press Conference Video)

June 24th, 2009

I hate to be the one to say that but… I told you. When peculiar disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford came to a closing by his re-appearance yesterday, I suspected right away that we should check which high politician hooker has governor semen on her hands. Was I right? Hellz yeah I was. And kudos to Governor Mark Sanford for stepping up and admitting to an affair on his own. The video from a press conference where he confessed to an affair with a cum eater from Argentina is above, check it out. I like the guy.

The only beef I have with Governor Mark Sanford is that he had an affair with a hooker from Argentina? What is he insane. Could he not go for something cuter, like Thailand or Slovakia? Argentina screams filth at me from across the room. I hope she took it in the ass, Governor, otherwise you have effed up your career and family for a ho who doesn’t even do anal (aka waste of time).

The video from the press conference is a bit long. Mark Sanford does lay it out, but it takes him forever. He goes on and on apologizing and then apologizing some more and listing all the people he let down and the press conference just keeps going and going. Dude, should have saved us some time and lay it out straight – Sorry folks, I fucked up. I had an affair with a hooker from Argentina, I regret it and will resign to leave with my stupidity. Stupid ho wasn’t even worth it. Sorry! – end of press conference.

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