3 Year Old Adolph Hitler Campbell Ain’t Getting his Cake from ShopRite
Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
As much as i hate kids, this time I’m siding with one. 3 Year Old Adolph Hitler Campbell has got the most bad ass name in the world and it brought him his 5 minutes of fame despite his young age. Adolph Hitler Campbell was shown a middle finger by stuck up morons at ShopRite when they’d refused to make a birthday cake for him because of his awesome name. They must have got excited over such a bad ass name so much they were unable to sport their squeeze baggies they use to write names on cakes with.
Deborah Campbell, mother of Adolph Hitler Campbell went to their local ShopRite in Holland Township, New Jersey eager to buy a personalized cake for her 3 year old. Holland Township? Sounds like a pretty redneck town.
Deborah Campbell and her husband Heath are some bad ass motherfucker. Aside from having a son named Adolph Hitler Campbell, their other two kids have some remarkable names as well. Check this out (not making this one up): JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.
Below is the side by side comparison picture of Adolph Hitler Campbell and the greatest leader of the 20th century - Adolf Hitler. What do you think? Is the kid gonna grow being as great as the most famous bearer of that name?
Adolph Hitler Campbell photo by Express-Times Photo - Bruce Winter