Beer Steak Bullshit

So there’s this guy who has a wife who’s the biggest cry baby in the world. She allegedly cries at the end of just about every movie so the dude started to film her crying charades to make money at it – or whatever other intent there is. Seriously, this crying wife is actually pretty decent looking but her crybaby acting is old and boring and she needs to sober up. For this dude’s own sanity, I truly hope she gives good head and takes it in the ass with pleasure otherwise I’d beat the shit out of her day in and day out. What a stupid….

Tricia Walsh-Smith is seriously a gold digger extraordinaire and is so full of shit it’s ridiculous. She’s become an internet superstar after posting her video on YouTube.

Tricia Walsh-Smith is (was) married to Philip Smith – a wealthy man from New York who owns theaters on Broadway and $60 worth of real estate. Phillip Smith is 25 years older than Tricia Walsh-Smith and (his daughters are same age as this gold digger) luckily for him, he was a super smart guy when the gold digger came to him craving his money and had her sign a prenap. We’ve all heard stories of bad celebrity divorces where a gold digger gets married to a famous and/or a rich and then makes a fortune on a divorce. Well, luckily for Philip Smith, he had her sign a prenap and got his ass covered. Now he’s looking to get rid of Tricia Walsh-Smith and thanks to the prenap, he may be able to do that without paying her millions of dollars. Tricia Walsh-Smith is all in tears and what is she going to do now that her comfortable life of a millionaire’s wife is about to hit its end. So she recorded this YouTube video to let us know how full of shit she is.

The first time Tricia Walsh-Smith recorded and posted her cry baby video on YouTube, it got over million views within a week, but was removed. She went on and reposted it again, edited out with some extra bullshit. Philip Smith is evicting her gold digging ass from his multi million dollar apartment in New York that Tricia Walsh-Smith used to occupy.

In that video, Tricia Walsh-Smith complains that her husband would never fuck her, yet she found Viagra, porn movies and condoms that her husband was keeping. And she’s upset about it. Hello Misses… Doesn’t this shit ring any bells? Man doesn’t want to have any sex with you, yet obviously he’s well enough to do sex with somebody else or by himself masturbating to porn movies. And now he wants to divorce you. Doesn’t this all add up for you? Woman, you sucked in bed so bad he could not do it with you. He searched for all possible substitutions there are available – other women and porn movies. You were wasting his money, yet you gave him nothing in return. Who would want to spend his fortune on a useless woman like you? Hello…

Tricia Walsh-Smith then goes on to complain that she went to London and wanted to start her life over again, but her husband wouldn’t give her nothing. You silly cow, how about you try a life of a real person who has to work hard to make a living. You had lived a life of a millionaire’s wife who had everything served to her and got all she asked for. Now that you are required to “start your life again” you are not able to do shit? You need your husband’s money to get started again? You are only proving that you’re a gold digger extraordinaire and a person that’s so full of shit, it hurts.

She then goes to call her husband’s office and tries to get her secretary to ask Philip what he wanted her to do with that Viagra, porn movies and condoms, but the whole situation didn’t go too well for her. She’s then trying to do shit with Tarot cards but I don’t think she’s getting far even though she makes herself feel like she is.

I hate gold diggers, especially when they’re combined with cry baby syndromes. I hope she gets nothing out of this whole scene she put together and I entirely cheer for Philip Smith who kept his wits and didn’t let get himself screwed in the ass by a lazy broad who was after his money.