Avril Lavigne Having Public Sex with Deryck Whibley

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Avril Lavigne Having Public Sex with Deryck Whibley

What a great way to spend warming weather. Throw your famous ass in the park, lie on your famous husband’s lap and let him massage your boobs. Avril Lavigne and her husband Deryck Whibley got a bit of public sex going but I’m just wandering how come the paparazzi didn’t shift a few meters to the left to get Avril’s crotch in the picture. Looks like she’s offered the view. Moron should have just moved and get her vagina in the pic so I could finish the hand session.

I’m not that into public sex though. I mean I am, but it’s not my sex of choice. I always get bitten by them mosquitoes and that’s no fun at all. The rush of public passing by you sort of makes up for the bullshit, but then when you’re itchy for following 7 days because of mosquito bits and then following 4 weeks because of the syphilis you have contacted, it’s not that great.

BTW, if you didn’t know, Deryck Whibley, Avril Lavigne’s husband is the singer from Sum 41. According to Forbes, Avril Lavigne was 7th best earning individual under 25 years of age in 2007. She managed to make $12 million.

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