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What is it with closeted homosexuals who go out of their way to hide which way they’re swinging? Gay people are generally accepted nowadays so what’s with that masquerade where you get married to a woman and join scientology even though it’s beyond doubt that you’re gay all about? Pictured above is John Travolta. The pictures were taken after the actor was done having a dinner with a male friend. Somehow all that dining made him so excited he exited the building with his zipper down. Such embarrassing moment happened to each of us at least once in their life so there’s not much to it, but I can’t wait for the day when John Travolta comes out of the closet and admit that he’s gay. Or maybe he could simply play it safe and say he was bi. Issue solved

Below is the gallery of pictures of John Travolta with his zipper down after an intermezzo with a buddy:

John Travolta Zipper Down Photos by Pacific Coast News

Watching a mammal perform autofellatio on himself makes chicks cream their pants. You’d think it’s guys who would cream themselves, but no… it’s girls. In this case it’s a mighty walrus who shows us his spectacular spinal flexibility and length of his penis that allow him to comfortably suck his own dick. Animals are awesome.

If walrus females are as useless at fellatio as human females, then I’m not surprise the male walrus population developed autofellatio skills. The golden age of blowjobs has long been over for us straight humans, but I’m hearing that the art of sucking dicks still exists among gay men population. Walruses can relate. They know what we as man go through given how useless women are these days so they look after their own sexual needs too. If I were a chick, I’d be ashamed.

The video of awesome walrus performing autofellatio at some sea world is below. Nevermind the girl who gets off to watching his do it off the camera. The guy who videotaped it (let’s presume she was his girlfriend – I mean you wouldn’t take your sister to a sea world, would you) clearly had the same thoughts going through his head. Stupid ho thinks it’s funny when a male performs autofellatio. But what’s a straight guy do when females can’t suck worth shit nowadays?

Spanish tennis player Rafael Nadal likes his balls. When a crazed fan somehow made it through the security and onto the US Open court, Rafael Nadal got a kiss he first avoided, but then the itch in his balls won out and a desire for some more man on man kissing became prevalent. Actually, while Rafael Nadal is quite possibly gay, the gay alert of the day did not go all the way to the red because Rafa is simply this cool. Being Spanish, he always stands by his fans and tells the security to leave them alone. If it was some American player who got gay kissed, US Open would get sued and gay fan prosecuted. That’s how we rock in North America.

Gay alert video of the day with Rafael Nadal getting a gay itch after a male fan kissed him at the US Open is below. Put your gay specs on:

So there are serious talks that Miss California USA Carrie Prejean could lose her crown over topless lingerie photos that surfaces on The Dirty earlier this week. Apparently The Dirty has really racy naked photos of Carrie Prejean, the admin just hasn’t shared them yet. It kind of makes me warm inside seeing how everything around Carrie Prejean is falling apart. Even though rule of thumb remains – whether it’s good publicity, or bad publicity, it’s always good publicity. Screw title of Miss California or Miss USA. Any of those titles mean shit and each of those hos who ever won them get lost in the oblivion as soon as the next ho gets the crown. Carrie Prejean and her grossly fugly fake tits gets more publicity that all other Miss winners combined. Ho should release a music album, write a book and cash in on all that commotion around her fat ass. Freaking newbs, do i have to teach them all the fundamentals?

Obvious morale of the story regarding possibly loss of crown is – don’t fuck with fags. Seriously, gay people propaganda can ruin your life. Gays are everywhere and are getting as obnoxious and in everyone’s face as Jews. You think if Carrie Prejean loses her crown it’s because of some racy lingerie photos? Thing again! Nobody gave a flyinf crap about her prior to her verbal flip off on Perez Hilton during Miss USA pageant. Paris Hilton deployed his gay ass against her and that cost her the crown there. Other ass pirates followed up and no-issue surrounding Carrie Prejean got overinflated to a point of no return. Topless lingerie photos of a nobody named Carrie Prejean would be just another material for the likes of me to jerk off to. But now that she on the hate list of all gays, these are not just any topless lingerie photos. They are topless lingerie photos of Miss California turned failed Miss USA Carrie Prejean and it’s used as an excuse for gay people to shove their fag dicks further up her ass. Hopefully her ass is real, cause those fake tits are horrendous.

BTW the bikini picture above appears to have been taken before Carrie Prejean had her fake boobs paid for by the Miss California pageant. People in California need to pull their heads out of Perez Hilton’s ass and realize that nobody gives a shit about big tits and fake crap in woman’s chest is just plain gross. Did they really think the only way for Carrie Prejean to win was if she had bigger tits? Of course they did, that’s why they paid for it. And Perez Hilton fucked that all up for them. Hahaha, priceless!

Feminists are no better than likes of Dick Masterson, but Dick Masterson at least has some tact and cool. Feminists typically can’t hold the ground when faced with reality. However Gloria Feldt may be the first feminist I would bone. Perhaps it’s got something to do with the crossed eyed look on her face, or the fact that she’s frigid and frigid women usually don’t lube very well so when you bone them, it hurts. But I still care less about the above. The reason why I want to say something positive about a feminist, is because the opposing party in the video below, which features interview with Gloria Feldt done by completely worthless and utterly useless host of The O’Reilly Factor Laura Ingraham. Could this stupid ho just shut the fuck up already? She even more annoying than a feminist. And that says a lot.

In her divine worthlessness, Laura Ingraham set up a real time interview with Gloria Feldt which was meant to cast a positive light on perhaps the most worthless piece of skin wrapped around silicone tits – Miss California 2009 Carrie Prejean. Since Carrie Prejean upset homosexuals after open homo Perez Hilton asked her whether she was in support of gay marriage and she said marriage should be between a man and a woman, she was jumped by a bunch of guys who don’t appreciate pussy and prefer dick in their ass. For example Perez Hilton himself called Carrie Prejean a “Dumb Bitch” and said her answer cost her a Miss USA crown.

But that’s just a side note. What that dumb ho Laura Ingraham was expecting was a response from renown feminist Gloria Feldt that would oppose the savage attacks against failed Miss USA contestant with fake boobs that Miss California people paid for Carrie Prejean that were voiced by MSNBC writer Michael Musto (also a cock in the ass lover). Laura Ingraham thought Gloria Feldt was gonna step up and defend stupid fake boobed blonde, but that was not the case. Despite being a hard core feminist, Gloria Feldt showed some class and brought up some valid points that were overyelled by ever annoying The O’Reilly Factor host. That bitch needs stinky underwear in her mouth and a Dick Masterson type of guy to put her in place. The bitch is effin nuts and clueless. She wouldn’t even let Gloria Feldt finish the thought and just yelled into her speech. The worst host ever.

And much kudos to Gloria Feldt who despite being a feminist, didn’t fall for crap thrown on her by Laura Ingraham. Too bad we don’t know what she was trying to say. Perhaps she grew pubes at last and got itch in the vag for the first time. Check out the video of the “incident” below:

I’ll be honest with you, I’m a little bit uncertain about this American Idol performance of Adam Lambert. He was singing Tears for Fears song Mad World which happens to be one of my favorite songs and a song that incredibly fit Donnie Darko movie (Mad World was originally written by Tears for Fears but was re-recorded by Gary Jules and Michael Andrews for Donnie Darko). I’m torn because of two things – first of all, Adam Lambert is without doubt a good singer who has great control over his voice. However… at the same time – he butchered my favorite song. You can’t sing Donnie Darko’s Mad World and sound like gay slave who’s getting early morning prostate massage from his master. Adam Lambert should simply grow up and realize that he’s got a penis, which means he’s a boy, not a 12 year old girl. Girls pee from their bums. You Adam Lambert pee from your peepee. That’s why they effin call it a pee pee.

Still, Adam Lambert has got an erotic voice that can make any gay man cringe in his pants. Girls have a thing for gay singers too, I’m sure. Maybe they could share the vibrating anal plug with him. Or should I say – Adam Lambert could share his vibrating anal plug with the girls, cause it’s still up his ass spinning around since he put it up there before going on stage to sing Mad World. Great singing, Adam Lambert. You may be gayer than pink pony from Matel, but you’re a good singer. Even Simon Cowell gave you standing ovation. Maybe he wanted to try some of that anal plug you’re using.

Video of Adam Lambert singing Donnie Darko song Mad World by Tears for Fears is above. Hold your gay holes tight while you watch and don’t cream on your computer chairs. It’s gross.

Not here, geeee. Beer Steak Blog is a safe for work site. But we know where to go to see the pic of Robert Pattinson naked. And I will tell, but let me tell you first – the kid has grown up on me. I used to see just a hairy dude, now I see Edward Cullen. And I’m not even a 12 year old girl and I kind of enjoyed Twilight. Does it mean I’m gay?

If you didn’t know, Robert Pattinson played Salvador Dali in the upcoming movie Little Ashes (release date set for May 8th, 2009). Little Ashes is rated R and as it turns out, at one point Robert Pattinson aka Salvador Dali poses in front of the mirror butt naked with his penis tucked in. Pubes are showing, not sure about butt. Does talking about naked dudes make me even more gay?

Click here for NSFW pic of Robert Pattinson Naked!

Kinsey Scale is a simple way to test your sexuality. As it turns out, there aren’t many men or women who are exclusively heterosexual. As you’re reading this, you’re probably ewwwing in your mind at thought of having homosexual sex with another member of your gender, but let me tell you, deep inside your desires possess gay tendencies. Whether you think you’re gay or not, you most likely are. Just not exclusively gay, or maybe still in a closet, denied to the world, but let’s not get there.

Kinsey Scale divides human sexuality into 7 sections with 0 being exclusively heterosexual and 6 being exclusively homosexual. Try to answer questions in the following simple quiz to see how much of a homosexual you could be. This is not a complete, nor approved Kinsey Scale Sexuality Test, it’s just an activity for lazy humpday evening:

Kinsey Scale Sexuality Test

• Have you ever had a dream in which you were sexually attracted to a member of same sex?
• Have you ever had a threesome which involved a member of same sex?
• Have you ever found yourself surprised that you liked physical contact with a member of same sex?
• Have you ever considered getting intimate with a member of same sex?
• Have you ever considered getting intimate with a member of same sex?

All right, all right. I’ll stop it right here before you get angry at me for revealing you’re gay. Not that’s anything wrong with it. As long as you can get laid, who cares, right? Kinsey Scale ratings are as follows:

Kinsey Scale Ratings

Kinsey Scale Rating 0 – Exclusively heterosexual with no homosexual
Kinsey Scale Rating 1 – Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
Kinsey Scale Rating 2 – Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
Kinsey Scale Rating 3 – Equally heterosexual and homosexual
Kinsey Scale Rating 4 – Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
Kinsey Scale Rating 5 – Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
Kinsey Scale Rating 6 – Exclusively homosexual

So? To gay or not to gay?

Ken Hutcherson – former football star turned reverent has been one of the loudest speakers against gays and lesbians. His health has not been serving him quite well for a few years and many a speculation surfaced as to what is boggling his body temple. Prayers Warriors website was repeatedly showing notes from him asking the believers to pray for his health. Latest message seems to suggest that Ken Hutcherson may be suffering from cancer:

Friday, 23 January 2009

Next Monday I will be having a follow up medical appointment and blood test. Once the results are in, I will find out when I will be starting chemotherapy. Please pray that the Lord provides a miracle and I won’t need chemo! Thank you!

Pastor Hutch

Gay and lesbian people have heavy heart on Reverend Ken Hutcherson becuase of his unceasing anti gay activism. While I deem myself rather gay friendly (as long as you’re not a guy looking to stick your dick in my ass) but Ken Hutcherson’s extremism doesn’t offend me. Perhaps if I was gay myself, I’d look at it differently, however one thing is for sure – no matter the hating, I would not wish cancer upon anyone. Nor would I cheer if my proverbial enemy revealed that he suffered from one. Hopefully we won’t see gay parades in honor of Ken Hutcherson’s cancer as a way to celebrate silencing of one of biggest anti gay activists. Cancer is terrible.

I hope Ken Hutcherson pulls through and I’m not even fan of the guy. I wish all cancer patients strenght and hopefully they can win the battle. Keep it up

Jett Travolta is, actually was the son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston. It is with big sadness that I have to announce the passing of this young boy. Jett Travolta was 16 year old and some speculate that he may have suffered from autism which could be the reason why he’s now dead. Jett Travolta died during family vacation in the Bahamas.

There is hardly anything more boring than family get together, including family vacations, but in this case it really doesn’t matter. Jett Travolta was last seen yesterday night going into the bathroom in the Old Bahama Bay Hotel suit that The Travoltas rented. His dead body was discovered at 10am today by Jeff Michael Kathrein – his caretaker.

According to the attorney Michael Ossi, Jett Travolta suffered a seizure, fell and hit his head on the bathtub causing head trauma that killed him. Once his body was discovered, paramedics attempted to revive the boy, but it was all in vain. According to his attorney, Jett Travolta had a history of seizures. That’s pretty shitty – being 16 year old and having such health problems

Some speculations from the past suggested that Jett Travolta was autistic, but John Travolta strictly denied the claims of autism and threatened everyone who was spreading aurism rumors with law suits like there was no tomorrow. Media responded by blaming John for denial over his son’s condition and trusting Scientology to solve the autistic problems. John Travolta always claimed that it was not autism Jett was suffering from, but Kawasaki Syndrome. According to Jett’s mom Kelly Preston, a detox program by L. Ron Hubbard improved her son’s condition but blamed their household cleaners for his on going problems. She never admitted autism either.

Exact cause of Jett Travolta’s death will be determined by the autopsy that is being performed. What a terrible way to start a new year for The Travoltas. Church of Scientology does not believe in autism, mental problems and psychoactive drugs. Speculations are not going rampant all over the internet that John may have killed Jett Travolta by denying him the treatment for autism. I find it all a big pile of hogwash, but who knows.

Jeff Michael Kathrein – a guy who found Jett Travolta dead is rumored to be John Travolta’s gay lover. RIP Jett Travolta.