Beer Steak Bullshit

LOLWUT? Miss California Carrie Prejean failed again. Blond with fake tits should think twice before they let their mouth adrift as it always results in self ownage. Carrie Prejean is a perfect example of said stupidity. She still rambles about God and back up her stance on gay marriage that cost her the Miss USA crown and may cost her the Miss California one too. To address the revealing photos that flooded the internet and her adamant stance on marriage with strong support of God, Carrie Prejean went on the James Dobson’s Focus on the Family radio talk show. When asked to address her answer regarding gay marriage by the host, who’s a 73 year old evangelical author, Carrie Prejean said:

I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, ‘Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people… you need to witness to them and you need to show that you’re not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA.’ And I knew right here that it wasn’t about winning. It was about being true to my convictions.

The sequence of events here is awesome. Carrie Prejean poses for revealing photos topless (most likely also completely naked, we just haven’t seen those photos yet) and then when shit hits the fan and her gay marriage address backfires, she turns to God and blames Satan. Somehow in all this melee she forgot to think of God when she took her clothes off to show off her dirty body. Blond will remain blond. Does she really think we’re too dumb to see that? Carrie Prejean, dear… You talk about God in your head like you really mean it, but you back stab him with revealing photos of yourself. Where’s the logic?

21 year old Carrie Prejean claims the revealing photos that surfaced on the internet were taken shortly after she had turned 18. I have hard time believing that as the sideboob looks like it’s silicone enhanced already. I’m also just as sure she’s full of poop with her God talk. She’s only uses the name of God to make excuses for herself since everything else collapses around her. I don’t necessarily disagree with her stance on gay marriage and I think her answer was blown out of proportion, but making herself look like she’s a saint just because she failed is ridiculous. I’m sure she would forget all about God had she won Miss USA. She’s only using the name of God when it suits her, which just happens to be the case of right now.

Today is the day for Donald Trump to decide whether Carrie Prejean is going to lose the Miss California crown or not. The God of Miss California pageant has it in his hands now. Something’s telling me that he’s gonna strip her of crown. He paid for her fake tits and she didn’t win Miss USA. She basically worthless to him now and a proven waste of money. But on the other hand she has all the media focused on her, which makes her a cash cow. Donald Trump is a business man and everything he does, he does it because he sees dollar signs in it. In case of Carrie Prejean, there seem to be plenty of them attached to it. When was the last time any Miss California got this much media attention? Plus the revealing photos took it way further and now entire blogosphere jerks off to Carrie Prejean. Hard to say which way Donald Trump will swing. I think it will all depend on quality of Carrie Prejean’s blowjob.

In brief, the story goes something like this: in January of 2008, Christopher McCuin of Tyler, Texas was arrested and charged with capital murder after the police found him cooking pieces of Jana Shearer of Whitehouse, who was his girlfriend. Christopher McCuin was thrown in jail where he was held on $2 million bond but come December 7th of 2008, he was found dead in his cell.

The death of Christopher McCuin is being investigated but so far there is no suspicion of any foul play. Family and friends of murdered Jana Shearer feel relieved but uneasy at the same time.

When Christopher McCuin was captured, there was a pot with boiling water on the stove that contained the ear of freshly murdered Jana Shearer. Chunk of her 21 year old flesh was on a plate with fork pierced through it.

Oddly enough, it was McCuin himself who called 911 and told the police that he’d just murdered his girlfriend and now is cooking parts of her body. Police got on the scene but according to their reports it was unclear whether he’d actually eaten her - dumbasses. Of course he ate her. He ate her out countless times while she was alive. He must have liked the taste of her pussy so much, he decided to taste some more. Actually, it wasn’t like that. Christopher McCuin claims God told him to do it. That’s why he didn’t hide and called the police after Jana Shearer was sliced up and boiling. Somehow I doubt he’s going on a long term stay with his God now that he’s dead. I’m sure Beelzebub has got a warm spot in his boiling pot for him. Enjoy, douche!