Kelly Clarkson on American Idol - Pregnant or Just Fat?

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

American Idol continued with another episode of awesomeness and ever so awesome Ryan Seacrest brought back a former idol - Kelly Clarkson. Kelly shows up on stage looking… well - fat. That immediately sparked speculations that Kelly Clarkson could be pregnant. She’s not pregnant, folks. She’s just plain fat. Besides, she told it to the microphone that she’s not dating anyone anyway. You’d think that is someone knocked her up, she’d be all over news telling everyone about it.

Kelly Clarkson performed her painful hit “My Life Would Suck Without You”. I could not listen to that song all the way through. How can she be a platinum selling artist with this type of music? People pay for this? I’m really not sure if it’s Kelly Clarkson to blame for writing painful music, or people for buying it. Just plain awful. But then again - we’re talking about former American Idol.

Check out the video above. I don’t know who’s gayer - Ryan Seacrest or Kelly Clarkson, but her music is definitely painful. And no, she’s not pregnant, she’s just fat.