Ivana Trump needs to be awarded a medal of honor for her courageous deed aboard a plane. Instead, she was removed by the police. This simply proves that our society is completely effed up and we’re headed for the ruin. Ivana Trump is one of the few who were able to stand up for the right of us normal people to travel by plane in peace. This right is never honored aboard a plane because some mother effer has decided that kids should be allowed to fly. A kid on a plane is a disruptive passenger on a plane. Everyone who’s ever flown can attest to it. If there are kids on a plane, there are disruptive passengers on a plane. A kid on a plane is a terrorist on a plane. It’s a terrorist act when kids are allowed to destroy the flight. They never shut the eff up, never stop running up and down the aisles and their dumb parents don’t do shite about it. Each time I’m on a plane I have the urge to ask a flight attendant if they could let me use the axe so I can silence those disruptive passengers and make the flight enjoyable for all the rest of us aboard. Unfortunately, such brave deed is hard to pull through in today’s economy but that bothered Ivana Trump, who stood up and spoke up on behalf of all of us not. She’s a true hero. This is what happened:
Ivana Trump was boarding a plane from Palm Beach, Florida to New York. She had a first class seat and yet before the plane took off, the disruptive passengers aka kids started running down the aisles like rabid skunks on shrooms and screaming their filthy mouth off like the pieces of trash they are. Even though Ivana Trump was separated from them by being seated in the first class, kids on a plane are beyond annoying and it looked like this flight was gonna be yet another nightmare so on behalf of all passengers, Ivana Trump stood up and told those disruptive passengers to shut the f%$k up.
According to reports, Ivana Trump called the disruptive passengers “little fuckers” even after she was offered a different seat and a set of headphones by the flight attendant. What the hell was this flight attendant thinking? You don’t fight terror by backing off. You fight terror with terror. She should have offered Ivana Trump an axe to silence “little fuckers”. It would make her job easier too. Everyone would be happy.
Following up on Ivana Trump’s f-bombing, the captain of the Delta plane pulled the craft back to the terminal and the police came to escort Ivana Trump out of the plane. WTF seriously. How is the only passengers who stands up for the rights of passengers escorted out of the plane and the disruptive passengers are allowed to carry on disturbing the peace? Ban kid on planes. It should be illegal to take “little fuckers” aboard. If their plane transport is necessary, then they should be caged and thrown in luggage storage department. Let’s make a change, let’s end the age of tyranny and make flying enjoyable once more. Thank you Ivana Trump for standing up for our rights and speaking up on our behalf. The world is deeply indebted to you.