Nick Adams Fingers Mario Lopez in the Ass
Friday, June 13th, 2008
Big drama on Broadway. Two twinks got into a gay dispute over who’s gonna finger whose ass. And looks like Nick Adams. Mario Lopez can bend over starting… now.
Nick Adams co-stars with Mario Lopez in a Broadway play “A Chorus Line”. Mario’s been rather obsessed with his toned muscles as of late and wanted to show off his skin, so he demanded that short sleeve shirts are worn by his character. He further demanded that Nick Adam’s character be all covered up in a hoodie. Dude’s got some serious self importance issues and can’t stand when someone else is well toned too. He likes a finger in the ass, they say, though…
He best no pull that finger out of his ass, cause God knows what’s gonna leak. His anal squeezing muscles must be pretty loose by now. Anyway. The bitch fight between the twinks got further escalated when 2(x)ist, the underwear company known for their super gay panty styles showed finger to Mario Lopez after they saw what Nick Adams looks like. Mario was all pumped up to star in 2(x)ist new advertising campaign showing off his abs, but while company reps have finger to show to him, they have another one to shove to Nick Adams. He’s gonna love that shit.
They were actually going to give Mario the contract, but after they saw Nick, Mario went off the list.