Beer Steak Bullshit

Here’s a Morgan Freeman affair visual – 27-year-old E’Dena Hines wraps her lips around the dick of 72-year-old Morgan Freeman, sucks on it, nibbles on it, licks around the glands and chews on testicules. Then gives it a hand stroke and shoves it deep down into her throat and keeps blowing it while her one hand massages the balls and the other one massages the…. prostate through that saggy anal cavity. You should have stopped reading as soon as I had said Morgan Freeman affair visual. Did you really want details of his secret love life with 27-year-old step-granddaughter? That shit is even hard to pronounce – affair with a step-granddaughter. I’m just uncertain what exactly was E’Dena Hines after. Did she want to be the only name on Morgan Freeman’s will? That would kind of make sense. I’d suck on old man’s limp dick if there was a nine digit number looking out of it.

As it turns out, Morgan Freeman’s affair with his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines has been going on for 10 years. That’s a lot of limp dick cock sucking E’Dena Hines must have gone through and Morgan Freeman is still alive. Maybe it’s pure love. I know nothing about love so I can’t judge. Maybe E’Dena Hines genuinely fell in love with her step grandfather and put aside all political incorrectness and age difference. Afterall, it’s not incest if he’s your step-grandfather, is it? You’d have to be same blood, or do same family ties count as well?

Wait a minute… if Morgan Freeman was having that affair with E’Dena Hines for 10 years and she’s 27 year old now, that would mean he started plunging his tongue into her vagina when she was still underage. Damn Morgan Porterfield Freeman, Jr. Have you lost your fucking mind? I feel like stabbing kittens with dull fork after all this. Let’s hope it turns out being a dumb joke. Afterall, it was National Enquirer that broke the news first. I know National Enquirer is anything but a trusted source, but they occasionally get shit right and seem to be rather serious about this affair. Morgan Freeman + E’Dena Hines = match made in heaven.

Producers of one of the most anticipated movies of 2008 – “The Dark Knight” have released new trailer and as expected, it delivers.

The sequel to Batman Begins has some impressive special effects and the performances of actors, including deceased Heath Ledger in role of The Joker are mind blowing – Imagination is more important that knowledge… Damn!

Maggie Gyllenhaal plays the leading lady, but is the love triangle the part of the movie plot? It’ll be a real let down if that’s the case. I guess Hollywood can’t produce a high budget, mainstream movie without some sort of love crap getting in the way and good guys beating bad guys. Crap!

I’m not particularly fond of Maggie Gyllenhaal, but I do think her acting skills are better than those of Katie Holmes who sucked in previous Batman movie.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to see The Dark Knight as soon as it is released. I need to fix bad impression I got from badly filmed previous Batmans.

Aside from above mentioned Heath Ledger and Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Dark Knight stars an impressive line of actors, including Christian Bale (as Batman), Aaron Eckhart (District Attorney Harvey Dent), Micheal Caine, Gary Oldman (Lieutenant Jim Gordon) and Morgan Freeman.

Christian Bale of course stared as Batman in prequel to The Dark Knight – Batman Begins both of which were directed by Christopher Nolan.