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Australian magazine NW has it that Kristen Stewart from Twilight is knocked up and her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson is the daddy. Kristen Stewart who plays the role of Bella Swan in the Twilight Saga is allegedly devastated because she never got her menstruation on time and was too afraid to go to the drug store to pick up a pregnancy test herself because the paparazzi are on her at all times. NW maintains that Kristen Stewart sent her good friend to pick up that pregnancy test and the big news of her being knocked up is allegedly true. Who knows? Tabloids are always after big sales and nothing sells better than an overinflated story involving currently popular celebrity. The rumors of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson being romantically involved on only in the Twilight movie, but also in real life have been floating around the blogosphere for a while, so what best way to increase sales than by claiming that Kristen Stewart is knocked up? Eyes of millions teenagers are affixed on upcoming Twilight sequel titled New Moon. Any shocking news involving the cast is bound to attract attention.

So here we go. It was only a matter of time before mainstream tabloid pushes hoax to a whole new level and claims that Kristen Stewart is knocked up. When Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant, it was a massive, massive news so any news involving pregnancy of a young girl is bound to make it big. Granted, Kristen Stewart is older than Jamie Lynn Spears where she got pregnant, but she’s also the most talked about young actress right now. We’ll just have to wait and see what comes out of this. My guess is that NW is full of poop.

However I can totally imagine Robert Pattinson inserting his penis into Kristen Stewart’s vagina and ejaculating full load of semen all over her cervix. Little baby child would start forming in her womb and knocked up she would have been. But with filming of New Moon now concluded, Kristen Stewart is lined up to shoot sequel to a sequel titled Eclipse, not to mention that she’s currently shooting Joan Jett biopic The Runaways. If Robert Pattinson knocked Kristen Stewart up, we will never know for sure. She’s young and has many roles lined up for her. If Kristen Stewart is knocked up, she will have the fetus aborted before it becomes official and we’ll never know for sure. That’s my guess.

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The Twilight Series craze does not ease up. The cast took a little break after an insane success of first installment of The Twilight Saga and now they’re back hard at work on the sequel – New Moon. And your authority blog on all things Hollywood is here to present to you first New Moon set pictures which just leaked. Check them out!

From the pictures it appears as though the New Moon set was one big smoking area, though. Every member of the New Moon cast is smoking a cigarette, except from I am so excited to see these first pictures from the New Moon set. What freaks me out though is that everyone seems to have a smoke in their hands except for Taylor Lautner and Jackson Rathbone.

The production on New Moon started on the set in Vancouver. Kristen Stewart was not seen anywhere near Robert Pattinson – which most likely doesn’t mean anything, I’m just saying. Taylor Lautner kind of bulked up, at least seems to me as though he did and the wig looks sick on him. Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed also showed up and appear on those just leaked pictures from the set of New Moon.

First New Moon Set Pictures in the Gallery Below:

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This guy up there, Chris Weitz, will be directing the sequel to Twilight called New Moon. Chris Weitz replaced Catherine Hardwicke – director of first Twilight movie because Summit Entertainment didn’t like the bitch. Apparently she was too bitchy and didn’t want to suck owners cock. I made up that past part, the one about sucking cock. She’s probably just a real bitch so they booted her ass out of Twilight despite apparent success of the movie she directed.

As a director, Chris Weitz is best known for American Pie and The Golden Compass. Main protagonists of Twilight Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan) and Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen) are allegedly not impressed with major change on director’s seat, but fat pay check will make shut their pie holes irrevocably. Twilight grossed $140 million so far and 8-11 year old are still competing at who’ll see the movie more times.

Hopefully Chris Weitz has the ability to convey special effects – one obvious part at which Catherine Hardwicke failed. He’s gonna have much thicker budget since movie was an obvious success. Needless to say, Summit Entertainment will expect more dough out of New Moon so expectations are not low. Chris Weitz will have to put up with that pressure and deliver. It won’t be too difficult, me thinks. Any romantic chick flick will sell out like hot cakes. That’s the easiest demographics to target. These pre teen bitches suck money out of their dads like there’s no tomorrow and they spend it all on that shit just because it’s fucking IN.

Good luck to Chris Weitz. I hope he delivers with New Moon. Afterall, I went to see Twilight and I liked it. I guess I’m not all that different from a pre pubescent little whore.