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Eminem is back. Yeah, shocking. I know punk’s not dead but hip-hop. It’s been dead the moment it got born. Eminem would be the only hip hop artist that’s actually bearable so let’s take a look at his first single from upcoming album Relapse – We Made You. Eminem’s lyrics are actually pretty awesome most of the time and after I’ve watched the video, I’ve decided to look into lyrics a little more closely as it features all favorite characters, like Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and the most droolicious lesbian under the son – Samantha Ronson. The best part is that the celebrities are not only sang about, they are also impersonated and looking pretty believable.

Eminem’s new album Relapse will be available in store on May 19, 2009

We Made You Lyrics

by Eminem

Intro:
Guess who?
Did ya miss me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!

CHORUS:
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see)
You’re a rock star, everybody wants you…
Player, who can really blame you
We’re the ones who made you!

Verse 1:
Back by popular demand,
Now pop a little Zantac or antacid if ya can
Ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stand
Shadyman no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian’s a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
on the massive gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then squish it then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes he can can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean the lyrics to offend
Lindsay please come back to seein’ men
Samantha’s a 2 you’re practically a 10
I know ya want me girl in fact I see your grin

CHORUS:
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (baby), everybody wants you…
Player, who can really blame you
We’re the ones who made you!

Verse 2:
The enforcer, look at the more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie horse her
Sorry Portia but what’s Ellen Degeneres have that I don’t?
Are you tellin me tenderness?
Well I can be gentle and as smooth as a gentlemen
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
And I’ll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, maybe say hello to my little friend
Brit quit gettin wit K Fed, let’s cut off the middlemen
Forget him or ya gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Riddalin binge
Forget them other men girl pay them little attention
and little did I mention that Jennifer’s in
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys ya give em an inch
They take a mile they got style not bigger than Slim

CHORUS:
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (baby), everybody wants you…
Player, who can really blame you
We’re the ones who made you!

Eminem:
and that’s why Lyla you never left with out
I know ya want me girl cuz I can see you checkin me out
and baby you know,
You know you want me too,
Don’t try to deny it baby I’m the only one for you

Verse 3:
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an alfa alfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
Ya think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cass I don’t mean to mess wit ya gal but
Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth bro
Wowsers, I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressin’ like Elvis
Lord help us he’s back in his pink house shirt
Lookin like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s bout to flip just a car
Rest assure Superman’s here to rescue ya
Can ya blame me? you’re my Amy I’m your Blake
Matter of fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw-blade in it to make my jail break
Baby I think you just met your soul-mate
Now break it down girl!

CHORUS:
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (baby), everybody wants you…
Player, who can really blame you
We’re the ones who made you!

Eminem:
So baby baby get down, down down
So baby baby get down, down down
Baby baby get down down down
Baby get down get down
(repeated)

Oh Amy! Rehab never looked so good!
I can’t wait, I’m going back
haha…..wooooh!
Dr. Dre! 2020!
Yeah!

Eminem – We Made You Video

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Samantha Ronson looks good in Bikini. She actually has boobies. Lindsay Lohan – obviously sporting boobage of much larger size, but Samantha sports vagina that connects to big ass muscles that Lindsay lohan can’t touch. I mean “can’t match” cause she touches it every night… quite possibly double fisting from behind. Vagina of this size needs proper inner massage. Double fisting strenghtens every lesbian bond. If these two continue like fisting each other like that, this lesbian love will last forever.

Hollywood most talked about lesbian couple – Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan took off to Mexico to show their hot lezzie bodies in bikini. And I got to admit I like the way Samantha looks. I’m a fan of smaller boobies (yes, Lindsay Lohan has tits too big) plus it looks like Samantha Ronson has cute little feet unlike Lindsay who seems to have a six toe (gross). But I might be wrong.

This actually makes Samantha Ronson a perfect woman. Consider this:

- Cute perky little titties
- Cute little feet
- Giant vagina
- British accent

Damn, I could ejaculate by just reading after myself. This ho is hot. She surely takes good spanking too. I should have been a lesbian

For more pictures click on –> Samantha Ronson Bikini Pics with Lindsay Lohan in Cabo

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan Bikini pics Credit: Bauer Griffin

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Lindsay Lohan looks good. This must be the first time in my life I caught myself saying that, but she does. And the boobs… OMG, noice! I seriously never liked Lindsay Lohan, but these latest pics from New York Fashion Week are proving me that there is something to that chick. Boobs definitely look nice.

Got to love that pic above and how everybody keeps staring at her boobs. I’m not surprised and I would not expect anything less. Lindsay Lohan accentuated her cleavage and made her boobs stand out with the dress she’s wearing to the point that when you look at her, you see nothing but the boobs. You’d be like: “Wow, boobs… Oh shit, that’s Lindsay Lohan!”

While some people were full of MTV Awards, Lindsay Lohan, her lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson and her mom Anne Dexter Jones (that’s Sam Ronson’s mom, not Lindsay Lohan’s) took off for an all boobs ride to the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2009 in New York.

Lindsay Lohan Boobs image credit: Pacific Coast News, WENN

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Lindsey Lohan is showing off her naked boobs to commemorate 31st birthday of her lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Sam looks like a boy, but she’s sexier than pussy rubbing partner. Lindsey is just plain awful, I can’t help that shit. Here are pics of Lindsey Lohan walking around in a see-through tank top showing off her full, fake boobs with stiff, hard nipples.

Lindsay Lohan is 22 year old which makes her almost a decade younger than her lesbian lover who turned 31 yesterday. But Samantha Ronson looks younger than Lindsay Lohan despite this significant age difference. I guess Lindsay was in long term denial of her lesbian fantasies where as Sam’s been sucking on a pussy juice all her life which acted like eternal life potion. Now she sucks on Lindsey Lohan’s pussy juices and I’m not sure how that’s affecting her, but I wouldn’t trust that firecrotch.

Lindsay Lohan is wearing a diamond ring on her left finger but she wouldn’t comment on possible plans to seal her lesbianism with Sam Ronson in marriage. Let’s leave the rumors behind and enjoy the boobs of her holy self Lindsay Lohan under that see-through black tank top.

Source: Drunken Stepfather (site nsfw)

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