Beer Steak Bullshit

As foot fetishist I droll each time I see a nice pair of feet but at the same time it grosses me out beyond belief when I see a set of nasty feet. On my path through life I’ve seen gross feet like you wouldn’t believe. Feet tend to get nastier the further west you get (must a gene that deforms feet and is prevalent in the western world). But I’ve never before seen feet that would be as gross as those of Shawn Southwick-King, the trophy wife of world’s most popular zombie – Larry King. Putting nasty feet aside – you can tell Shawn Southwick-King is with Larry out of pure love. She’s so full of love for Larry, cupids come dancing around her feet. What? That you can’t see any cupids? Of course you can’t. They saw her nasty feet and ran away to vomit and rinse their eyes with bleach. The showcase of pure love nevertheless.

When a gold digger sucks on saggy skin of a big bag of money that’s one foot in the grave, the bond of love is evident. But with all this easy cash rolling into her bank account, Shawn Southwick-King could at least fix her nasty feet. Fuck! It’s offensive. There should be the law to prohibit women with nasty feet like that to wear open toe shoes. If you have six toe feet you should be required by law to wear padded rubber boots and report every day to the law enforcements on your whereabouts so decent people can avoid encounters with you. Nobody wants to get grossed out by your feet. Keep them off sight for crying out loud. And elect Shawn Southwick-King the queen of nasty feet. She’s already got “King” in her name for sucking Larry into saying “I Do!” shit. Set her on a throne of lave and allow her feet to dissolve in the molten rock so no one ever has to suffer the sight of her gross flaps. Damn that’s nasty!

The gallery with pics of Larry King and his trophy wife Shawn Southwick-King, the queen of nasty feet is below. Have a barf bag at the ready: