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Shocking – 67 year old Monty Python actor Terry Jones still has a sperm active enough to knock up 26 year old chick. On a second note, 26 year old Swedish cutie Anna Soderstrom can probably deliver pussy squeeze that would promote sperm production in a man of any age. They rock like that in Sweden. They also obviously know how to dig gold cause Anna Soderstrom isn’t anyone particularly special. She’s a graduate from Swedish Oxford University which doesn’t mean much. She was however smart enough to know which is the right (albeit wrinkled up) penis to sit on. She sat on it, delivered massive inter-vaginal squeeze, swallowed all the semen with her womb and now she’s pregnant with Terry Jones’ baby. That’s how gold diggers do it. High five!

Props to Terry Jones who’s near 70 but fucks like a teenager and doesn’t look anything close to his age. Perhaps it’s the Swedish ass he’s got by his side that uplifts his spirit and enhances production of youth endorphins which are only created when quality blowjob is received.

According to reports, Anna Soderstrom has been dating Terry Jones for almost 5 years. It was this relationship to a slick Swedish university student that ruined Terry Jones’ marriage to Alison Telfer. And now that Anna Soderstrom is pregnant it irks Alison Telfer, who was married to Terry Jones for 35 years even more.

According to British Daily Mail, Anna Soderstrom is expected to give birth in fall. And Terry Jones is right – why not go for a trophy wife who can still give you a woody. Old man’s prostate is still working. Might as well stick it to young pussy before his time comes. And Anna Soderstrom benefits too, cause she’s a successful gold digger. The only person who doesn’t benefit is Alison Telfer, but she should have remembered to suck on that old man’s dick more often while he was sleeping in her bed still. Way of the world.

Source: Daily Mail

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