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I don’t get it: How is Tyra Banks still allowed to be on TV? She’s as lame and irrelevant as Tila Tequila. And also as ugly and stupid. She seriously needs to go away for good and while she’s at it, she can take those five fake attention whores who claim they have two vaginas each with her. I’m all for pretending shite for views, but this is ridiculous. Five women and ten vaginas – year right. And she didn’t notice it for years – year right. And her husband claimed her virginity doing her in that spare vagina – give me a break. I understand that the Tyra Banks show is intended for dumb losers with no brains, but are they really this dumb? Could some morans seriously think that there were five women, but ten vaginas in a studio with Tyra Banks? And why was Tyra Banks pulling off that stupid face the whole time? Could it be that she’s the one with five vaginas so the numbers in fact work – ten vaginas, five guests. One guest = one vagina, one Tyra Banks = one brain with ten Swiss Cheese type holes in it mistaken for five vaginas?

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The bitch-fest bitches who stirred shit at Turks and Caicos airport last year are finally finding the way to let the crap go and move on with their lives. According to Calvin Chase – the Police Sgt from Turks and Caicos, charges against both Bianca Golden and Nikki Blonsky have been dropped. Bitches got each other a Christmas present.

As you may remember, Hairspray actress Nikki Blonsky got into a bitch fight with America’s Next Top Model ho Bianca Golden at Turks and Caicos last year. Big family brawl erupted and bitches got arrested. Bianca Golden went to bitch about it on the Tyra Bank Show and said Carl Blonsky, Nikki’s father beat the shit out of her mommy who had to be taken to hospital. Nikki responded by calling Bianca Golden a liar. Carl Blonsky remains busted with charges against him pending. If convicted, he could be facing up to five years in prison.

All charges against both Bianca Golden and Nikki Blonsky have been dropped, even though no reasons as to why were released. I know why… Bitches got drunk, ended up sleeping with each other and enjoyed mutual vagina rubs. That shit drops any charges.

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